Warnings: Citrus, some language, AU, Heero is kind of OOC
Comments: This is the result of a very strange conversation in which me
and my friend Sonny were talking about how interesting it would be to
make Heero a complete innocent when it came to sex. ^^;
Note: Heero and Duo are not related by blood in this fic! NO RELATION!
I don't believe in incest so.. Yeah.
Journal Entries are in [ ]
Cousin From L2
[ Heero Yuy's Live Journal
June 29, AC 195 ~ 5:00 PM
Summer is here, and I suppose that I should feel happy or relieved, but
strangely I don't. All it means is that I will be in the house for three
months with Sally and Odin. (I can't believe they still try to get me
to say mom and dad.) Sometimes I wish I were like other kids my age. They
have friends and can watch TV whenever they want, and they also have unrestricted
Internet access. Unlike me. Well I don't really want any friends because
most people are stupid anyway, but I would really like it if I could do
what I want when I'm online. I mean what is the worse I can look at? Out
of all the kids my age I am probably the most sheltered. I don't swear,
I don't smoke and I get straight A's. I'm a saint and I hate it. Damn,
Sally is calling me.
Current Mood: Indescribable
Current Music: Dir en Grey - I'll ]
Heero signed off and left his neat tidy room, walking downstairs to the
dining room. Now walking down stairs in most houses usually took all of
one minute, but not in the Yuy household. In the Yuy household that meant
going through an entire west wing and down two flights of winding stairs.
Yes, the Yuy household' was a mansionhold'. So it gave Heero about ten
minutes to think about what he had started to type in his beloved journal.
Now most people might wonder why the heck he had a live journal. Wasn't
that just inviting strangers to look at your personal problems? Well it
was far better than Sally snooping through your room and finding a real
journal. Anyway, Heero was tired of being an angel. He knew nothing about
sex, drugs or rock and roll. O.o; He only knew that you are supposed to
kiss a girl, smoking was bad, and classical music was for refined people
with good taste. Well that was Sally and Odin always said anyway. Heero
was tired of being refined and good. He wanted to try new things and walk
on the wild side. The only problem was that he didn't know what the wild
Heero walked into the dining room and sat down at the large table. As
usual it was decorated with candles and a lacy white table clothe. You
would think that they were hosting a dinner party instead of just having
"Aren't you excited that it is finally summer Heero?" Sally
asked with a cheerful smile.
Odin began putting large helpings of rice of Heero's plate. "Eat
up boy, put some meat on those bones." Heero snorted and began to
eat one grain at a time with his chopsticks, much to the annoyance of
"Now Heero, wouldn't you like to go to a summer camp like all of
your friends from school? That nice Winner boy is going to a music camp
with his friend Trowa. They are such good friends! You don't see many
friendships like that anymore. Why they even have sleepovers! It is so
sweet." She gushed.
Heero silently picked at his rice and chicken. He wondered what they would
do if he stabbed her in the eye with his chopsticks.
"Perhaps you could go to a basketball camp! You are such a good player.
Why coach J was telling your father the other day that you are the best
in Bishop Malloy Prep. I don't understand why you never joined the team."
Heero stared at the end of his chopstick and considered sharpening it
into a stake with the knife. Hn. Heero the Annoying Mother Slayer. Had
a nice ring to it.
"Sally don't you remember the good news we got from Helen?"
Odin cut in.
Heero began sharpening the chopstick and stealing glances at his mother's
"Oh! I almost forgot! Your aunt Helen called from L2!! Your cousin
Duo is coming for the summer! Isn't that great?"
Heero dropped the chopstick and gaped at his parents. "WHAT?!"
"Well they are having some.. Trouble with him and they thought that
a couple of months on earth would do him some good. You are the same age
and Duo is such a lovely boy! You are going to have such a great summer
"May I be excused? I suddenly feel sick."
[ Heero Yuy's Live Journal
June 29, AC 195 ~ 5:34 PM
I don't think my parents know just how much I dislike my cousin Duo. He
isn't even my cousin for cripes sake, he was adopted! My Uncle David Maxwell
(Everyone calls him father Maxwell because he is a priest) runs an orphanage
with his sister Helen. They apparently found Duo when he was eight or
so and have been taking care of him ever since. But that isn't the point.
The point is that I hate him! I have never even met him, and I hate him
anyway. I didn't have to meet him because my parents have been gushing
about him ever since they visited Helen on L2 a couple of year's back.
Gushing about how smart he was, and how handsome he was. Mister Perfect.
It's enough to make me gag. And now he is coming here for the whole summer!
Injustice! (Whoa I sound like that annoying Wufei kid.)
Current Mood: Enraged
Current Music: X Japan - I'll Kill You ]
Duo came a few days later on the fourth of July. Sally and Odin were throwing
a big Bar B Q and inviting all of the losers from Heero's school. All
the people that he thought he was rid of for the summer. Apparently they
didn't leave for all of their idiotic camps until the following week.
Anyway Heero was minding his own business, hiding from that Peacecraft
girl in his room when Sally called him down to meet his cousin from L2.
Heero grimaced and snuck down the stairs. He hated that Relena girl; she
just followed him around everywhere like some kind of dog. Sally claimed
she had a crush on him, but Heero thought she was just after his computer
"Auntie Sally it's so good to see you after all this time!"
A male voice was saying.
Heero stopped dead when he set eyes on the boy. He didn't look like anyone
he had even seen before. He was a little taller than Heero, and he had
the most amazing hair. It was golden brown, with strands of red in it!
It was tied in a long braid and went all the way down to the back of his
knees. Duo also had large violet eyes and long eyelashes. He was wearing
tiny cut off jean shorts and a gray T-shirt that said "Eat My Head".
Heero wasn't sure what that was supposed to mean, but judging from the
way Sally's eyes were widening he knew that it couldn't be anything good.
"Ah Heero! Come down and meet your cousin!" She said, looking
relieved to see her son.
With a frown, Heero sullenly stalked down the rest of the stairs and shifted
nervously. Duo was looking him up and down with a strange expression on
his face. Like he was eyeing a piece of strawberry cheesecake and he really
wanted to eat it.
"Hey primo!" Duo said cheerfully and clapped him on the back.
Heero stared at him and grunted. "Hi."
"Well then.. Why don't you show your cousin to his room and then
take him down to meet all your friends." Odin suggested.
As they walked up the huge winding staircase Duo went on and on about
how huge the mansion was, the shuttle ride to earth and the horrible food
they served on it. Did this kid ever shut up? Heero stopped in front of
the room that was adjoined to his. "This is your room." He said
Duo grinned and looked around. "Wow, this is the biggest room I've
ever stayed in! Thanks Heero. Oh and by the way, where is your room?"
Heero decided that he liked his cousin's smile. "The bathroom connects
our rooms. Just knock if you need anything." He said and started
"Wait! Aren't you supposed to take me down and introduce me to all
of your friends?" Duo said with a smirk.
"They are not my friends. And I do not plan to go down to that ridiculous
party, go if you want."
Duo leaned close to him and smiled. "I'd rather stay up here with
Heero backed away and frowned. "Why?"
The longhaired boy smirked. "You'll find out. And when you do, you
will want me around you 24/7."
Heero stared at him for a moment before going back to his room. His cousin
was very odd.
That night Heero could not sleep. For some reason every time he closed
his eyes, an image of a smiling face and beautiful violet eyed filled
his head. He didn't understand why this was happening. Heero knew that
sometimes boys and girls started liking each other and thought about each
other all the time. But Duo was a boy. Heero did not understand at all.
Suddenly a loud moan from the bathroom interrupted his thoughts. Heero
sat up and stared at the bathroom door. Was Duo sick? It would serve him
right after stuffing his face with all that food earlier in the night.
The boy had acted like he had never seen so much food in one place before.
Another moan floated from behind the door, and Heero stood up. "Duo..
Are you ok?" He called softly.
When the boy did not answer, Heero began to get really concerned. What
if he was really sick? Although it was probably a rude thing to do, Heero
pushed the bathroom door open. What he saw shocked him.
Duo was in the shower, but the glass sliding door was pushed open so Heero
could see everything he was doing. The longhaired boy was slumped against
one of the walls, and his fingers were wrapped around his erect penis.
Heero stared at him in confusion. What the hell was he doing, and why
was he touching himself like that?
Duo moaned again and began stroking himself faster. Heero noticed that
he was biting his lip so hard it seemed to be bleeding. Then it dawned
on him. An old sex Ed class and various boys talking in the locker room
came rushing back to him.
His old teacher Howard (he had insisted all the students call him by his
first name.) had explained that when a male gets sexually excited his
penis grew erect or something to that effect. Heero would probably be
clearer on the details if he hadn't been playing a hand held computer
game in the back of the room during the lesson. He also remembered Milliard
Peacecraft telling Trieze Khushrenada that he had been jerking off' when
his mother had walked in on him. He had also said how good it had felt
Heero had only ever gotten an erection early in the morning, and had just
taken a shower. He had never even considered touching himself. But now
here he was, watching his cousin touch himself, and suddenly his small
boxer shorts were feeling a little too tight. Heero also realized that
now Duo's eyes were open and he was staring at him as his hand moved faster.
"Want to help me?" The boy asked hoarsely.
Heero gasped in shock, but for some reason he didn't run out of the bathroom
like he knew he should.
"Come on Heero... It won't bite."
Heero couldn't help himself... His curiosity was taking over all rational
thought. He reached out slowly and wrapped his hand around Duo's large
erection. The boy gasped in response and bucked his hips. Heero wet his
lips nervously and started to stroke the hard flesh just as Duo had been
doing a moment ago. Obviously whatever he was doing, he was doing it well,
because Duo dropped his hands and threw his head back as he moaned louder
The Japanese boy was amazed at Duo's reactions. He had never done anything
like this, and had never even thought about it. Sex to Heero has always
been a subject he just was not interested in. But now here he was touching
his so called cousin, and feeling his own penis getting erect in the process.
What did this mean? Heero didn't even know that a boy could make another
boy moan like that.
"Oh god Heero!" Duo cried out and suddenly milky white fluid
shot out from his erection; spraying all over both boys. Heero stepped
back, startled and stared at the boy's crotch in shock. Was that supposed
Duo opened his eyes and smiled lazily at Heero. "Mm.. That was good."
Heero stared at him, then at his hand, which was covered in the white
substance. "What is this stuff?"
Duo's eyes widened and he laughed incredulously. "Don't tell me you
never masturbated before!"
Heero shrugged and shook his head.
The violet-eyed boy smirked. "Wow, you really are innocent, aren't
Heero opened his mouth to defend himself, but for some reason he didn't.
Instead he continued to stare at the strange liquid and on a whim he licked
it off his fingers. Salty. Not bad.
Duo stared at him and moaned softly. "Heero... I'm getting hard again.
For an innocent, you sure know how to turn a guy on."
The Japanese boy shrugged. "I'm going back to bed."
He didn't know what to make of the situation and until he did, he wasn't
sure that he should be near Duo anymore tonight.
Duo watched him as he walked out and smiled. This was going to be a very