Author: Dacia
Category: yaoi, lemon, fluff, PWP
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: bad lemon, baaad lemon. And don't even ask me what's up with my punctuation....
Notes: I don't know what it is with me and Duo in German frocks...
Feedback: cries, weeps, *begs* for C/C (as always)
Disclaimer: GW isn't mine. Damn it.

Jack & Jill

"C'mon, Heero," pleaded Duo. "It's not that big a hill." Duo bounced ahead, throwing is best come hither look over his shoulder at his grumbling partner.

Heero shook his head slightly and mumbled his famous, "Hn." How his idiotic partner had talked him into this he couldn't dare to guess, although he had suspicions about the pink marshmallow bunnies they'd had for desert last night. The hill was panoramic, the sky was blue, the sun was shining -- but it was the sight of Duo in that short German frock that finally coerced Heero's blood to run to his lower extremities enough to ease him into motion. It was also this free movement of blood that caused him to realize that whilst spandex might not leave much to the imagination, it was far more forgiving than leiderhosen.

"Can you at least tell me why we're dressed like this?"

"What?" grinned Duo with a sparkle in his violet eyes that wasn't doing anything to help Heero with his leiderhosen problem. "You don't like?" He leaned down to straighten his knee socks, giving Heero a clear view of ... yes, decidedly pink lace panties. "Besides, what else would they wear?"

"What else would who wear, Duo." Heero continued stoically up the hill, adjusting his balance every so often to compensate for the rather amusingly large brush set into the band of his hat and only just now beginning to realize that Duo was purposefully staying just out of reach.

"Jack and Jill, of course."

"Jack and who?"

Shocked at his partner's ignorance, Duo paused in his antics long enough for Heero to catch hold of his braid and give it a not too pleasant tug.

"Ouch! Jack and Jill, Heero. You know -- the nursery rhyme."

They were nearing the top of the hill, by now. Duo walked backwards, pulling the other boy to him using his own braid like a leash.

"Jack and Jill," he began to recite, placing his lips to Heero's ear and flicking it ever so gently with his tongue. Not satisfied with this small taste, he proceeded to take the whole lower lobe into his mouth and began to suck.

Heero's low moan was his only response, although whether this was due to Duo's pleasant ministrations of his continuing leiderhosen difficulties was by this point anybody's guess.

Duo continued to back up, leading Heero like a lost lamb, until he bumped up against the smooth row of stones that constituted the lip of what was, if they had taken the time to notice, a very pretty well indeed. He released Heero's ear and hoisted himself to sit, wrapping his legs around his blue-eyed lover to bring him close.

"Jack and Jill...?" prompted Heero, his hands reaching under Duo's skirt to bring him even closer.

"Jack and Jill ..." sighed Duo, "went up the hill ..."

Heero chuckled. The rarity of this action, as well as the mischievious glint that now lit up his all but definitively serious gaze, was enough to send shivers up and down Duo's spine.

"At least that explains the hill..." He paused to bend his head to Duo's long neck and trail tiny kisses up and along his jaw. "But what about the leiderhosen?"

Duo's lips were captured by Heero's searing kiss and held for quite a while before he could answer, and even then he had to first let his thoughts settle out of the whirlwind of need Heero's touch set off deep inside him.

"I've always assumed," he panted, "that it was a German nursery rhyme." He grinned wildly. "Besides, you look damn hot in leiderhosen."

"Do I?" He unhooked one of his embroidered suspenders. "Do I really?" And the other. "And here I thought I looked hotter without them." At last, he pushed his leiderhosen down, inching out of them with small wiggles of his hips until he was clad in nothing but a startlingly green damask shirt, a very amusing hat, and what can only be described as a rock hard erection.

Duo's gaze traveled the length of Heero's half naked body, his own erection becoming almost impossibly harder at the sight.

"Heero...."

Heero returned to his previous position between Duo's legs, pushing him farther back. "How does the rest of it go?" With practiced ease, he quickly removed Duo's frilly pink panties.

Duo leaned back, supporting himself with both arms on the well's wooden cover. "Jack fell down and broke his crown...."

Heero frowned as he placed first one of his love's legs and then the other on the lip of the well and knelt before him. "I don't think I'm awkward enough to manage that." He ran his tongue up the underside of Duo's quivering cock. "What next?"

Duo groaned as Heero's tongue barely feathered across his burning flesh. "Next? Next?? Oh...um...nnnn....Jill came -- "

"Now that," interrupted Heero quite purposefully, "sounds like something I can do." And without further notice, he plunged his tongue deeply into Duo's puckered entrance and began to lick.

It had come as a shock to them both that Duo could be brought to orgasm simply by Heero tongue-fucking him. Heero had come to view this fact as the most erotic thing he cold possibly think of.

"Oh! Heero!"

Heero moved his tongue quickly, working in as deep as he could. He knew Duo couldn't last long. Already he could feel the uncontrollable tremors running the length of Duo's long, muscled legs that meant he was close to the edge. Removing one of his hands from Duo's inner thigh, he raised it up until he could grip the pleasingly large erection just above him. He wrapped his fingers around it and, as he continued to lick and suck deep within Duo's flesh, began to pump it quickly.

Duo cried out incoherently as he toppled over into orgasm, his spasming cock jetting streams of milky white fluid into Heero's waiting hand. Heero's own erection was by this time driving him to distraction. Duo's cries had somehow gone straight from Heero's ears to his cock which twitched in time with his lover's low moans. Standing, he funneled Duo's essence back into him, entering him with one finger and then two, stretching him with an eagerness that was tempered only by great care. Duo's shaft, which had only now begun to soften, quickly hardened once more as Heero's deft fingers found and massaged his prostate.

"O, God! Heero....!!"

Heero coated his own erection with the last of Duo's seed and positioned himself, the tip of his erection barely brushing the tight ring of muscle. With a groan, he began to push inside, slowly. The heat and tightness of Duo's body, along with the boy's blissful sighs, threatened to overwhelm him even before he had started. He paused when he was fully ensheathed, reveling in his complete possession of what he considered to be the most beautiful boy in the world as he reigned in his pounding heart. In a moment, he had regained control of himself, pulling out partway to move his hips in slow circles causing the tip of his penis to slide repeatedly over that sweet spot just inside until Duo gasped in pure and unadulterated delight.

"Just fuck me, Heero. Please...."

Heero needed no more urging than that. He pulled farther out until just the tip of him remained inside and then began thrusting in long, slow strokes. He threw his head back, lost in the feeling of Duo's muscles contracting and relaxing as he slid in and out of his body. His steady rhythm gradually disintegrated as he gave in to the burning passion steadily growing within him. His hips began to move more quickly, his thrusts becoming more and more urgent as he gave in to his approaching orgasm. He thrust and thrust again, crying out as he came, his orgasm ripping through him even as he felt Duo's muscles spasming around him as the violet-eyed boy met with his own release.

"My god!" said Duo when he had regained his breath. "That was amazing!"

Heero smiled, still buried deep inside his lover, and pulled Duo up until they were face to face. "I had no idea nursery rhymes could be so enjoyable."

"Neither did I." Duo paused long enough to softly run his tongue along Heero's bottom lip. "Mind you," he continued, "I like your version much better."

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