Because her pet peeves inspired me!
Title: Mission: American Pie
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Summary: Duo has a new mission... he needs to find out why Wufei refuses
Leaning against the doorframe,
Duo crossed his arms and surveyed the room before him, a feral grin spreading
across his face. Suddenly he flipped out a vid disk and sauntered towards
the entertainment system. The movie was old, but perfect for what he had
in mind. Operation: make Wufei laugh, was about to begin!
Slipping the disk into the machine, he successfully blocked off the view
for the other four in the room.
"Maxwell -- remove yourself from my view, else I will have
to remove you myself!" Wufei was scowling at his comrade.
"Oooo promises I know you'll never keep, Wu-man! Don't go breaking my
heart like that!" While Wufei continued to glare at the braided boy, Duo
sashayed over and plopped himself onto the couch between Wufei and Heero.
"We're fighting a war for crying out loud -- you don't need to
see how we looked whilst blowing things up! I guarantee we scored a 9.5!"
Heero raised an eyebrow, "9.5?"
Elbowing Heero in the ribs and thereby risking a death threat and perhaps
death itself, Duo grinned. "Always room for improvement Heero old chap!"
A glare and a grunt were all that he got for his troubles, but as usual
that wasn't enough to deter the hyperactive boy. Of course considering
that the other option was death, perhaps a glare and a grunt were actually
a great response.
"What are we doing anyway Duo?" Quatre eased the slight tension in the
room, simply by speaking.
"Oh -- I got us something light-hearted to watch! American Pie!"
Blue-green eyes lit up. "Oh Great! -- I've heard about that classic,
but I've never seen it."
Three other sets of eyes just regarded the blonde and the chestnut haired
boy dubiously. And so they sat and watched the movie. Duo and Quatre laughed
loudly, Trowa chuckled softly and even Heero laughed a couple of times,
perhaps with a slightly hysterical tinge to it, but that was Heero after
But Wufei, Wufei didn't laugh at all. Duo was a little disgruntled as
the movie was almost over without Wufei deigning to laugh. In fact the
Chinese man sat with a stubborn and rigid expression on his face, that
scowl permanently affixed. He let out a sigh and resigned himself to watching
the last scenes of the movie and ended up letting out such a loud guffaw
at his favourite line -- Say my name Bitch! - that he almost missed
Four faces turned to see Wufei clamping his hands over his mouth.
Duo clapped his hands, hooting in laughter. "Oh My God! That's why you
never laugh... you fucking GIGGLE!"
"I do not giggle" the scowl was back.
"Yes you do! You giggle -- like a girl!"
Onyx eyes flashed, "I do not giggle!"
Laughing so hard that he had tears in his eyes, Quatre raised a hand pointing
it at Wufei. "Oh trust me! I have 29 sisters... you giggle."
Wufei stood, placing his hands on his hips. "I do not giggle; It's
a manly laugh!"
Heero couldn't help it. "Not even I would try to go as far as to protect
myself by saying that!"
Trowa blinked. "Heero can speak in sentences!"
Which of course made Duo and Quatre roll around in laughter, whilst Wufei
stomped off, muttering under his breath.
Yeah so my muse was feeling weird lol and its all Dacia's fault!
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