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I wrote this little PWP called "Good Cop" on something of a whim. Then
Trowa-admin mentioned a preference for 2x1, and I thought, "Gee, I keep
writing fics that are 1x2 or 2 topping from the bottom. Hmm. So what's
Duo going to do to repay Heero for the favor in 'Good Cop'." Which reminded
me of a news story I read a few years back. And...
WARNINGS: yaoi, PWP-ish?, lemon, sweet-ish
Nice Little Vacation
"Damn it, Duo! If I'd known
your idea of a vacation meant spending a day getting split in half on
a horse's back to get to some pokey little cabin in the woods, I would
have said, 'No'."
Duo chuckled. "And that is exactly why I forgot to mention it." His chuckle
took on a decidedly hentai tone. "Don't worry. It's worth it." He had
been planning this for weeks, ever since Heero had "arrested" him for
speeding and proceeded to fuck his brains out on the trunk of the police
cruiser. And on the back seat -- twice. And on the ground beside the car.
And in the front seat. And on the front hood. And... Oh, yeah. It had
been exciting and scary and fun all at once. "And you know Quatre's cabins
are never pokey or little." Now, it was time to repay the favor, and Duo
knew exactly how -- he hoped.
That was the hard part. Duo had asked Heero to screw him in his uniform.
Heero had known what he wanted. But Heero never told Duo what he wanted.
He always said he was happy with their sex life the way it was. Maybe.
Duo had always believed that even the best sex life could use a little
something different every now and then. Damn. After Heero had laid him
on the police car, he'd found that even their more mundane bedroom antics
took on a new freshness. He couldn't believe Heero hadn't noticed the
change in his reactions. Hell, he'd seen changes in Heero's reactions
Now... Well, he'd always been pretty sure he knew at least one thing Heero
had always wanted. Sure enough to take the chance. He'd made plans for
a little vacation after their investigation of that sheriff's department
in Texas. They'd been working hard for the past year and they needed a
break. Heero really needed a break, though he would never admit it. He'd
started by calling Quatre. It seemed he always had a little hideaway somewhere
nearby no matter where they went and was always happy to give them the
run of the place. The American West proved no different. Airline tickets
to Colorado, the horses, a little "acquisition" of special supplies. Everything
And it started with a long horseback ride.
He glanced up and saw Heero glaring at him. "Nani?"
"Why do I think you haven't told me something?"
Duo batted his eyelashes and smiled innocently -- he hoped. "Why, Heero.
We're here to have a nice little vacation -- and God knows you need one.
The only plans I have are to make sure you don't do much more than lay
around and enjoy leaving everything to me."
"Hn. That is exactly what scares me. HEY!" Heero pulled the horse up short,
drawing its head around so he could glare it in the eye. "If you don't
quit yanking against the bit, horse ... omae o korosu." The animal snorted
as Heero let its head turn forward and start moving again. It promptly
yanked the reins half out of his hands. "Duo, I hope you like horse meat,"
Duo had a feeling he was serious. Well it would be simple enough to trade
horses on the return trip. Problem solved -- without killing the horse.
An hour later, Duo carried their duffel bags into the master suite. Yes,
he thought, definitely a master suite. He'd expected as much.
Quatre's definition of "a small cabin" usually included at least three
bedrooms, two baths, a living room, dining room, fully equipped kitchen,
generator, running water, hot water, and at least two unobtrusive
caretakers who had their own "cabin" a short distance away. They had taken
charge of the horses, leading them to the stable and leaving Heero and
Duo to get settled.
"I'm going to get a shower." Heero said.
Duo looked up and saw him standing at the bathroom door, his legs slightly
bowed from the day spent on horseback. He stifled a snicker. Everything
was going according to plan. "OK, Hee-koi. I'm just going to unpack and
then I'll come wash you."
Heero snorted. "I am perfectly capable--"
"Yes, I know. But you are on vacation -- and I really want to wash you."
Duo leered at him and bounced his eyebrows up and down.
Heero caught his hint. "Hn." He glared at Duo. "Do you plan to hold me
while I pee too?"
"No," Duo chuckled. "But if you want I'll gladly undress you."
"Hn." Heero stalked into the bathroom and closed the door. He knew Duo
was up to something -- he just wasn't sure what. That annoyed him. A soft
ache filled his tired body, the result of a day spent lurching around
on that damned horse which seemed intent on doing exactly the opposite
of what he wanted it to do. The ache and the horse both annoyed him too.
He had decided that the horse was the most obnoxious creature he had ever
had the misfortune of meeting.
He shook his head as he kicked off his shoes, unbuttoned his shirt and
slipped out of it and dropped his jeans and briefs. He looked at himself
in the mirrored shower doors for a moment. He wasn't fifteen anymore,
but he was in damned good shape. That was only to be expected -- the careful
"manipulation" during his childhood had produced some positive side-effects.
He did have to put in more work on it now, though. He didn't mind. The
sight of his body like this made Duo happy -- and usually horny. He liked
making Duo happy -- and horny.
He stepped into the oversized shower and spent a moment studying the control
panel before he figured out how to activate it. A quick flip through the
menus later and he had heavy steam and a pulsing shower-massage going.
Quatre knew how to trick out a bathroom. He stood with his back to the
shower head, letting it beat the muscles in his back into relaxation while
the steam worked its hot, wet magic on the rest of his body. About the
only thing that could make it feel better would be a nice, hard massage
and Duo making love to him.
He was so lost in the thudding water and hissing steam that he didn't
hear Duo step into the shower. He almost jumped when he felt hands close
on the back of his neck and began kneading the tight muscles there, but
he recognized the touch and smiled. "That feels good," he said, relaxing
as Duo massaged his shoulders and back.
"Just leave everything to me," Duo said softly, concentrating on finding
the kinks in Heero's muscles and working them loose.
"Nnnnnn." Heero sighed. It made Duo happy, and, damn, it felt good.
A half-hour later, Heero's neck, shoulders, arms, back and legs thoroughly
unknotted, Duo took the shower puff, applied bath gel, and began rubbing
Heero's back with it.
"Shut up, Hee-koi," Duo snapped.
Heero decided it wasn't worth arguing. Besides, it felt good standing
in the warm, peaceful haze, relaxing, letting someone wash him -- especially
knowing that someone was his Duo. The puff moved down his arms, and carefully
between and around each finger, then back up, under his arms, across his
chest -- catching against his nipples and teasing them erect, down to
his belly. Duo's sudsy hands slid into his groin, carefully cleaning shaft
and balls, pulling back the foreskin to clean under it, leaving him half-erect,
but not taking advantage of his excitement. Then his legs, each foot gently
lifted to scour its bottom. Duo came back up and scrubbed his butt, then
slid his soapy hand into the crack, brushing against the hole buried there.
Heero knew what he was offering and nodded. "Aa."
"You see that bar up there?" Duo asked.
Heero opened his eyes and saw the towel bar hanging just above his eye
"Grab onto it and stretch back."
He did and felt Duo's hands on his hips, guiding him back until his arms
were stretched, his legs were spread and his ass was sticking out where
Duo could get to it easily. He felt Duo pressing, sliding a finger in.
"Aaaa." It opened him gently, working around inside him, stirring him
"Heero," Duo said, finger still working. "I'm going to do things different
than we usually do them. I want you to just relax and leave everything
to me." He slid in a second finger, feeling Heero opening before his intimate
"Aa." Heero said.
Duo thought he sounded a bit out of it. That was exactly what he wanted.
He soaped up his cock with his left hand, then quickly pulled out the
fingers and shoved the head into Heero's tight hole, slowly pushing his
"AAA. NNN. Aaaaaaaa!" Heero screamed. The first half-second it was from
pain, but no sooner had that registered in his brain than he felt Duo
filling him like a hand in a pair of gloves that was one size too small,
and that feeling... He had never felt it before. It was completely beyond
his experience. They'd always been so careful not to hurt each other before,
but now, he decided that the tiny bit of hurt was more than worth it to
be so snug around Duo that he could feel him throbbing as the hot, hard
cock stretched him. He felt Duo's pelvis touch his butt, then a short
"I think you liked that," Duo said.
Heero could only pant and nod his head, concentrating on feeling Duo's
pulse in his ass. Then Duo pulled slowly back, "Nnnnnn. Aaaaaaa." And
slid back in, drawing another scream, but this time there was no pain.
"Oh, yes. You liked that," Duo chuckled. "Let go of the bar."
Heero did, and let Duo turn him to face the wall between the showerhead
and the towel bar, then press him flat against it. Duo began a slow, gentle
thrusting into him, each up-stroke lifting his feet a centimeter off the
shower floor, drawing a loud, "AA!" as Duo was buried deep inside him.
Long, slow, steady, each move rubbing his own cock against the wall, held
captive by his body. Duo's right hand slid between his chest and the wall,
grabbing a nipple and pinching. "YAA! Again. AA!" The fingers continued
in their own, distinct rhythm, sending hot surges of pleasure across his
chest. He felt Duo's teeth close soft on his shoulder, the thrusting slowing
for a moment, then resuming at a faster pace. The tingling where his dick
rubbed against the wall grew and Duo moved even faster. Heero felt that
particular stirring in his balls and shouted, "Now!"
Duo rammed into him with all his strength, fighting against the muscles
which were beginning to draw tight against him, his fingers closed relentlessly
on the hard nub on Heero's chest and his teeth sank into Heero's shoulder
as deeply as he dared.
He didn't know why it was so much more sensual this way. He couldn't twist
or turn or touch Duo or anything to make it better for Duo. The only thing
he could do was lean against the wall and let Duo fuck him. He was rendered
helpless, not because he couldn't have pushed Duo off, but because he
didn't want to. He desperately wanted Duo to continue. And he did. Oh,
thank whatever gods there might be, he did. "YAAAAAAA!" Heero screamed
as he felt the pleasure build inside him and burst forth.
Duo felt Heero's ass close down tight on him, but forced himself to be
quiet as he came, listening instead to each shout, each yell, each incoherent
sound that broke from Heero's lips, drawing an extra measure of ecstasy
from Heero's delight. He waited for a moment, until he was sure Heero
wasn't going to fall, then carefully pulled out of him and leaned against
him. "So," Duo panted, "did you like that?"
Heero whimpered softly for a moment, trying to form words, then gave up
and just nodded.
"Good," Duo said, grinning at him. It was as he'd hoped. He stepped under
the shower, rinsing off quickly, then guided Heero under the spray. "When
you get done, come out and I'll dry you off."
"Heero," Duo said, a hint of the old dark glitter creeping into his violet
eyes. "Just leave everything to me and you'll have a nice little vacation."
Heero nodded. If leaving everything to Duo meant that a few more
times, he'd gladly do it. He watched as Duo wrung out his hair, then slipped
out of the shower. A minute later, rinsed, Heero stepped out to find Duo
sitting on the closed toilet, with two towels on his lap.
"Come here and sit," Duo said, lifting the towels as Heero approached
to reveal his erection -- which glistened slightly with lubricant.
Heero frowned faintly. He would have sworn Duo had come inside him, but
he'd been so far gone in the raw pleasure of just being there and feeling
and not having to do anything, that he must have been wrong. He tried
to sit sideways on Duo's lap, but Duo caught him and guided him straddle
and down on the hard shaft sticking up between his legs. They both sighed
as it slid into the velvety sheath of Heero's ass, which had already begun
to tighten again. "Nnn. Duo. It felt ... so good." It wasn't enough, but
he was having more trouble than usual finding words.
"Of course, silly koi. You couldn't worry about anything." He slid his
arms and the towel around Heero's back and began patting the skin dry.
"You're always hung up on making me feel good because you're the one with
the unnatural endurance. Well, this week, you're going to let me do everything
and enjoy it." Duo closed his teeth firmly over the left nipple before
"Hnnnnn." Heero whined softly with pleasure. He lifted up and let himself
slide down on Duo again, but Duo caught him when he tried to start the
"No, damn it."
"But, you didn't--"
"That is exactly what I mean." He moved the second towel over Heero's
chest, rubbing the rough, soft cloth over each nipple. "Don't worry about
me." He dried Heero's belly. "This week, I want you to tell me what you
want and let me do it for you." He looked up at Heero's doubtful, blue
eyes. "Please. I'm sure I'll enjoy it too." He saw Heero nod and grinned
at him again. "Now, wrap your arms around my neck and hang on."
Heero did, and Duo stood up, still inside him. Heero grabbed Duo's waist
with his legs for good measure.
"See. You're getting the hang of this." Duo laughed as he carried Heero
to the bed and sat again, then guided them down, arranging them until
he had Heero's legs on his shoulders and himself still inside Heero. "Remember,
just lay back and let me take care of everything."
"Hai." Heero nodded. Duo positioning them around had set off tremors of
pleasure in his body as Duo's cock had moved inside him during the process.
Now he wanted just one thing. "Just make love to me -- slow." He gasped
as Duo began thrusting again, leisurely and steady. This time, Duo's hand
closed over Heero's cock and worked it erect, stroking quickly, drawing
him to the edge, then slowing, holding him there for a long time -- Heero's
internal clock later told him it was twenty-seven minutes, forty-three
seconds -- before pushing him over.
Duo smiled down at his shouting lover, watching with eyes half lidded
by his own ecstasy. When he was sure Heero had finished and was floating
in the soft aftermath of lovemaking, he arranged Heero's legs, knees up
on either side of him, and leaned forward slowly until his head rested
on Heero's chest, damp chestnut hair laying over them and the bed. He
sighed happily as he felt Heero's hands rest on his head and dig into
his hair -- Heero always liked to hold his hair after they made love --
and waited. A few minutes later, he felt the hands twitch and Heero's
ass tighten around him. He smiled. Heero had finally noticed.
"Duo? What's wrong? You're still hard."
Duo chuckled. "You know how I've always wished I had your endurance so
I could screw you long and hard like you do me?"
"Duo, you know that doesn't matter--"
"Heero, shut up. You're content with things as they are, but you've always
really wished I could." He waited for a moment, but heard no protest.
He'd been right about that. "Well, you remember that little break-in back
in Texas a couple of weeks before we left?"
"You remember. The impotence clinic?" Duo grinned, imagining the befuddlement
on Heero's face, waiting for...
"You? But you don't have a problem with-- Oh, shit!"
Duo laughed, just a touch on the evil side, lifting his head to meet Heero's
gaze. "No, koi. Oh, fuck. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to be hard
for another twenty hours or so before I need another shot of that stuff,
and I would like to spend most of that time inside your ass." A mix of
uncertainty and weariness played across Heero's face. "Oh, no. Not again
right now. I'm tired too. That damn horseback ride is a pain -- but it'll
give you a good excuse if you walk funny for a couple of days after we
get back." He chuckled and reached over Heero's head and touched the control
pad, adjusting the room's temperature to warm-enough-to-sleep-naked-without-covers
and turning off the lights. "But I do have one little thing for you to
Heero wasn't sure how Duo had put together this crazy plan, but something
about it was right. Just feeling Duo hard and still inside him and knowing
that the only thing he had to do was lay there was such a-- He didn't
know a word to describe the feeling. Good. Very, very good. "Anything,
"Hold me close so you'll wake up with me still inside you," Duo said.
He felt Heero's arms close around the middle of his back, and Heero's
feet slide between his legs, drawing up so Heero's heels rested against
his butt, pinning him in place. "That's good," he sighed, listening to
Heero's heart as they floated down towards sleep together.
"Y'know, koi," Duo heard Heero murmur, half asleep, "This is gonna be
a nice little vacation."
Duo smiled. He had guessed right. Heero was really going to enjoy sitting
on his lap -- and other things -- while being fed breakfast in the morning.
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