+ Chapter 16 (cont)
Howard didn't think Duo had realised it yet, but he'd certainly
noticed that Chang was taking a suspiciously long time to make three cups
of coffee. Looks like he's finally developed a bit of sense, he
decided, rubbing Duo's back as the braided teen clung to him, an occasional
sniff the only sign that he was still crying. He was even more useless
at interpersonal relationships than Yui, but this is a pretty good sign...
"I missed ya, kid," he said softly, shaking Duo gently back
and forth by his shoulders as he finally pulled away, scrubbing at the
tears on his face. "Why'd you drop out of sight like that? I mean,
Relena explained why you got out of touch with them," he added,
making a vague gesture that managed to indicate the other ex-Gundam pilots
and the Minister, "but I never changed any of my numbers."
Duo shrugged weakly, tugging at his braid and looking down at his feet.
"I dunno... I, just, well, I'd been trying to get in touch with the
guys for a while, and Relena's secretary kept blowing me off, and Q and
Tro's secretaries were giving me the runaround, and H-Heero just wasn't
there... I was getting kind of down," he went on quietly,
eyes sliding away from meeting Howard's, "and then I tried calling
you, but you weren't there. 'He's out of town, and no, sorry, he isn't
really reachable at the moment, but I'll tell him you called'... I got
that for a couple of weeks, and it was so much like what I was getting
from everyone at WEI, I just... I figured nobody else wanted anything
to do with me, why should you be any different?"
"'Cause I'm not them," Howard growled, shoving his sunglasses
up onto the top of his head and leaning in close, poking Duo in the chest
to make him look at him. "I'm me, Howard, the old fart who
doesn't take crap from anybody, and I don't give that sort of crap to
anyone, either. If I want somebody out of my life, I tell them so, right
to their face; I don't go off on a business trip and tell my guys to freeze
them out. Hell, they wouldn't do that either! No, kid, I would
have told you to get your ass home, then I would've worked your butt off,
but we both know that's never been a problem for you. I like having
you around, okay? And I wouldn't if you were a slacker or a parasite,
so don't you get any ideas about telling me you didn't want charity, 'cause
that's the last thing it would've been!" he added, interrupting
Duo as he began to open his mouth. "Get it?"
"...Got it," Duo whispered, smiling faintly, then looking away.
"But why didn't you get back to me?"
Howard sighed. "Well, kid, I never got the messages. As far as I
can figure, shortly after your last call, we had a minor fire in the office.
We lost most of the paperwork, equipment, and Roger spent a week in the
hospital for smoke inhalation, minor burns and slight complications--
idiot tried to put it out by himself. My guess is the messages went the
way of the rest of the paperwork, and Roger didn't remember to tell me.
By the time I got back and things settled down--"
"It's okay Howard, I understand. At least everything's turned out
okay--" Duo started, softly, twisting his braid in his hands.
"Never think we don't want you, kid," Howard said, reaching
out and gently taking Duo's hands away from his braid. "Don't even
worry about asking... just come home if you need to. Understand?"
Duo nodded, wiping his eyes one last time.
"Good! Now where's that freakin' coffee?"
Howard didn't stay long-- just long enough to drink two cups of coffee
and give Duo a high speed precis of recent events in the Sweepers' lives,
including numerous goodwill messages from various people-- but by the
time he was ready to leave, Duo was no longer avoiding his eyes.
"And this time, keep in touch, okay?" was his parting
shot. "I've got your number now, so I'll be calling you and you'd
damn well better return my calls if you don't want me turning up on your
"Well, we know how to get you to visit," Wufei said dryly,
standing up to show Howard out.
At the front door, Howard took Wufei's arm, holding him back for a moment.
"I love that kid, you know," he said quietly, looking out the
open door at nothing. "Ever since he first waltzed onto one of my
ships, I've thought of him as the son I never had... You care about him?"
"...Yes," Wufei replied.
"Good. He's been in love with you for the past two years, and the
only reason I didn't beat the shit out of you for ignoring him was 'cause
it would've given him a heart attack. Make him happy or I'll rip your
Wufei nearly choked, but managed to give an appropriately serious reply.
"You'd have to wait in line. There are a lot of people taking
a personal interest in Duo's happiness... starting with me."
"Just so we understand each other," Howard growled, and stamped
off without a backwards look.
Shaking his head, Wufei closed the door and turned around to find himself
looking at Duo's pale, shocked face. "Duo! You, ah..."
"Did he... just... I heard..." Duo began dazedly, then blinked
and swallowed. "Did Howard just, ah, threaten to castrate you?"
"I believe that was the gist of it, yes," Wufei admitted, watching
him a little nervously. I certainly hope you heard the rest of it,
too, but I am not going to ask...
"Ah. That's... that's okay, then. I just wanted to be sure I heard
him right." Still blinking repeatedly, he turned away and wandered
towards the bathroom.
"Duo, are you--"
"Gonna take a shower."
Ten minutes later, Wufei peeked in the open door of the bathroom and discovered
Duo sitting on the edge of the tub, stripped down to t- shirt and briefs,
staring into space with a sock dangling from one hand. Doing his best
not to look either worried or amused, he walked in, turned the water on
in the shower, patted Duo on the shoulder and pointed him in the right
I guess he did hear all of it, he decided, walking out to start
* * * * *
The next day, Duo didn't mention that part of Howard's brief visit, and
Wufei respected his silence, keeping his end of the breakfast conversation
to subjects Duo brought up first. He had a nagging feeling, though, that
there was something else he should have noticed, something important...
He didn't work out what it was until after they'd arrived at Preventers'
HQ and reached their respective desks to start the day's work. I slept
through the night without waking up, he realised. That means Duo
slept through the night without having any nightmares, not even the really
mild ones he has almost every night... I may not wake completely when
he has those, but I do wake up enough to soothe him when he gets restless
and I remember that something disturbed me. Last night, nothing did.
He's... more secure now, I suppose, he thought slowly, frowning at
his computer screen without really seeing it. He's got a job, so he
doesn't feel as if he's a 'useless bum' any more-- that reminds me, I
must check with Relena and find out what's happening with that idiot woman's
court case. Duo's probably going to give me some of his consultant's fees
to pay for household expenses, and while I don't think that's necessary,
I certainly won't insult him by refusing. Howard made it clear that he
has another family in the Sweepers, and that he thinks of Duo as a son...
I don't know exactly what Une said when she asked him to take the job,
but knowing that he's needed has to be good for him--
"Hm?" Looking up with a jerk, Wufei blinked at Duo's face timidly
peering around a bookshelf.
"Uh... could you do me a favour?"
"Name it," the Chinese Preventer said promptly, smiling; an
answering smile lit Duo's face, and he snaked an arm around the barrier
to drop a document on the desk.
"I need a few extra opinions, just to make sure I'm not overreacting
or anything. Thanks, 'Fei!" And he disappeared.
Half-standing and craning his neck to see around the bookshelves, Wufei
watched with interest as Duo walked off, bundle of documents under his
arm, presumably in search of a few more second and third opinions. I
really must move these shelves, he thought, dropping back into his
seat and reaching for his copy. I don't use them for anything, and
having to get up whenever I want to see the rest of the room is getting
Hm. Maybe this is going to be good for me, too.
One eyebrow lifted as he considered the idea, but he shook it off quickly
and dropped his gaze to the thin sheaf of papers in front of him. I
need to take care of this for Duo, not start staring vaguely into space
The top sheet didn't have much on it; just a few neatly printed sentences,
widely separated on the page.
WOULD YOU GO ON THIS MISSION, YES OR NO?
IF NOT, WHY NOT?
HOW WOULD YOU FIX IT?
Wufei's eyebrows went up again, and he turned the page.
Duo dropped another copy of Gilmore's first mission plan on Sally's desk,
and handed two more-- a little nervously-- to Zechs and Noin. Much to
his relief, they didn't react as if there was anything unusual about getting
work requests from him, and they didn't ask questions. It didn't occur
to him that under the circumstances, their lack of reaction to his presence
was an odd reaction...
He paused outside Noin's office, frowning down at the copies left in his
hands. The report would be better if he got more opinions, but he didn't
really know anyone else in the HQ except Une, and he knew she didn't have
the right background to evaluate a mission plan. She can evaluate the
results of a mission just fine, he mused, looking around the
main room and trying to pick up the courage to approach someone, but
it doesn't take specialist knowledge to look at what you gained from a
run, and look at what you lost doing it, and weigh them up against each
"Duo, good morning!"
Duo flinched away from the unexpected voice to his left, stumbled and
ended up dropping his papers at Quatre's feet. "Jeez!"
The blond teen seemed just as startled as him, and a lot more upset. "I'm
sorry! Duo, I didn't mean--"
"It's okay," he said quickly, crouching to scrabble after the
scattered documents. "I just didn't hear you coming, that's... that's
all," he added, trailing off into an embarrassed mumble. Trowa stepped
around Quatre and scooped the last copy off the floor as he reached for
it, holding it out for him to take, and Duo could feel a blush heating
up his face as he shuffled it into the stack. "Are you here about
the budget appropriations talks, or something?" he asked, trying
to sound casual as he stood up and dusted off the knees of his pants.
"Yes, actually," Quatre said, surprised-- and successfully distracted
from his apology. "Well, I am; Trowa just got back from that satellite,
so he's coming in to deliver his report."
"We may live in an electronic age, but it hasn't stopped us having
to come in to deliver our detailed reports face-to-face," Trowa said
dryly, holding up a disk and a sheaf of paper. "It hasn't delivered
the promised 'paperless office', either," he added, gesturing at
"No," Duo agreed ruefully, glancing down at it. "If anything,
it-- um. Actually, you guys can help me get rid of some of this, if you
"You need us to review a mission plan?" Quatre asked a minute
later, looking down at the document in his hands. "Didn't it get
reviewed when it was first written?" Beside him, Trowa folded back
the cover sheet and began reading.
"No," Duo told him. "Mission plans generated by somebody
in a Preventers' sub-section get reviewed by the section head, and Gilmore's
been in charge of setting up the 'stealth and dirty tricks' area, so at
the moment he effectively is the section head."
"Good grief," Quatre muttered. "That could have been done
Trowa nodded silently, pulled out a pen and began writing.
"It looks like everybody else was busy with half a dozen other things
at once, and either assumed that somebody else had oversight of this section
or just didn't think to check," Duo shrugged.
"If they did check, maybe it just seemed as if he was the
right person to act in that capacity," Quatre suggested. "After
all, the only people in the section were the ones going through the introductory
course, and he was the person teaching it."
"He shouldn't have been," Duo muttered, glancing at Trowa.
Quatre looked in that direction too, watching as Trowa turned another
page and kept scribbling notes. "Trowa... what are you doing?"
"Duo wants an evaluation," Trowa shrugged, mouth curling up
in a faint smirk. "So, I'm writing a Duo evaluation."
"A 'Duo evaluation'?
"Yes. Written in Duo-ese," the taller teen said calmly, underlining
something he'd just written several times. "You know, the sort of
thing he used to send us during the war."
"'I came, I saw, I kicked butt'?" Quatre asked incredulously.
"Give me that!"
Duo watched bemusedly as Quatre snatched the papers out of his lover's
hand and turned back to the first page, frowning. "'Would you go
on this mission-- Not a snowball's chance in hell'," he read out,
eyes widening. "'If not, why not-- See detailed notes'. What detailed
Helpfully, Trowa reached over his shoulder to turn the page and point.
"This is not a mission plan, this is a mission statement from a very
confused company'," Quatre began, skimming down the page. "'Don't
give up your day job, Gilmore'. 'This section could be nicely condensed
into a few words: OPEN THE DOOR AND THEN WING IT!'"
A faint snicker escaped Duo, and Trowa grinned at him.
"Trowa, Duo needs an evaluation, not a comedy sketch!" Quatre
exclaimed, turning the page and continuing. "'Repeat after me: They
Don't Pay Me Enough To Try This'. What's that supposed to mean?!"
"I thought it was fairly clear," Trowa said innocently. Duo
was grinning back at him now.
"'What drugs is he taking and how can I get some?' TROWA!"
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