+ Chapter 1 (cont)
"Where's Duo?" Quatre asked, looking around the kitchen. "Hasn't
he come in yet?"
Wufei looked up from the noodles he was cooking for lunch. "Maxwell's
on a mission. Surveillance."
"No, he's back," the blond boy insisted, beginning to look concerned.
"He called me just over half an hour ago and said he'd be bringing
Deathscythe into the hanger in about five minutes. Normally, he'd be in
here by now, raiding the fridge."
"I'll check," Heero said, getting up from the table and stalking
Wufei shrugged and turned back to the stove, acting unconcerned. Possible
explanations for the delay, however, were popping into his head. Damage
to Deathscythe... injuries... mission gone bad...
Five minutes later, Heero walked back through the kitchen with Duo dangling
limp over his shoulder.
"Duo! Heero, is he alright?" Quatre exclaimed, jumping to his
Oddly enough, there was the faintest trace of a smile on Heero's face
as he replied. "He's fine."
"I read his mission log; he's had maybe three hours of rest
a night for the last week," Heero said, pushing through the door
that led towards the bedrooms, Quatre close behind. "There's no injuries;
he's just asleep."
Wufei stood looking after them for some time, until his pot boiled over
and he realised that he'd severely overcooked the noodles.
At dinner time, Quatre insisted that Duo had to be fed; Heero argued for
letting him sleep, but Quatre pointed out that he could always go back
to sleep after they got some food into him. "You read his mission
log, and you know what he's like," the Arabian said determinedly.
"He hasn't been sleeping. Has he been eating properly?"
"... No," Heero admitted. "But I don't think--"
"He's having dinner."
Wufei was positive that Duo's eyes were closed when Heero brought him
to the table, steering him with a hand on his elbow. They were certainly
closed once he was sitting down. He answered Quatre's question about how
much food he wanted with a mumbled "Whatever," and then seemed
to go to sleep sitting up. Plates were set on the table, everyone sat
down; Trowa jostled Duo's chair slightly as he pulled his in and Duo slowly
Heero lunged and caught him before he could end up face down in his mashed
potatoes. "Move the plate," he said calmly. Trowa slid it to
one side and Heero let Duo's head settle onto the placemat. "Told
you it wouldn't work," he muttered, glancing at Quatre, then picked
up his own fork and started to eat.
"Uh-- but-- you're not just going to leave him
there!" Quatre yelped.
"Why not? He's comfortable." A faint buzzing snore came from
Duo, as if to confirm this statement. "I'll take him back to bed
once I've eaten."
A faint, sad smile softened Wufei's face as he looked down at Duo, still
stroking his hair. I can see the funny side of it now, but at the time
I nearly panicked, wondering if he was ill. And then, of course, I nearly
panicked again, wondering if I'd given myself away... I wish I
had! If I hadn't been so damn controlled, the last eight months
would have been completely different.
Eight months, hell. I might have been with Duo for the last two years.
... Never mind that. Agonising over what-ifs won't make Duo happy now.
"We're here, Chang," Leah's voice cut into his thoughts.
"How are we going to get Mr. Maxwell out of the car, sir?" Nicklaus
asked, eyeing Duo's boneless sprawl with some trepidation. "I don't
mind admitting that I'd welcome any suggestions you might have."
"I can get him awake enough, and sitting up," Wufei assured
him. I think. "Can you get him out of the car and standing
up if I do that?"
"That would make it possible, yes, sir," Nicklaus said, relieved.
"Duo. We've reached the target."
"Cool," Duo yawned, pushing himself upright. "Lemme know
when to push the detonator."
"I told you, no explosives."
"Boooor-innnng," Duo complained, leaning agreeably into Nicklaus's
grasp as the tall agent helped him out of the car. "This mission
"My heart bleeds for you, Duo," Wufei muttered as he struggled
out on the other side of the car. "Should I buy you a packet of balloons
to pop or something? I-- mmph!" He stopped short, snorting
with suppressed laughter as he turned around and saw Nicklaus's expression.
Agent Assink was looking down at Duo with a strange mix of amusement and
bewilderment on his face. The braided boy was on his feet, alright, but
he was also leaning comfortably on the nearest solid object and
drifting off to sleep. The nearest solid object, however, just happened
to be Nicklaus's chest, but that didn't bother Duo in the least. It was
comfortable and it was warm, that was all that mattered.
* * * * *
"Une? What are you laughing at?"
"Look out the window. Your-- heh!-- patients are here."
"That's good, but I don't see what's so... oh. Oh dear. Doesn't
he just look so sweet?"
"It's the look on Chang's face that's truly priceless!" Une
collapsed once more in helpless giggles. Sally couldn't help smiling in
return, but there was a worried crease between her brows as she looked
out the window again.
"He shouldn't be that tired," she muttered. "Not
even after Sunday."
Une paused in the act of wiping away tears of laughter. "Do you think
there's something wrong?"
"It could just be that he has no reserves," Sally mused. "It
was very stressful... I'll let you know, alright?"
* * * * *
When Sally walked into the examining room, Duo was curled up on the padded
table, blissfully asleep once more. She raised an eyebrow at him, then
nodded to Leah and Nicklaus. "Agent McKenzie, Agent Assink, thanks
for your help. This shouldn't take any longer than an hour; I'll call
you when they're ready to go back home."
Out in the hall, with the door closed behind them, Nicklaus glanced sideways
at Leah. "... McKenzie? When you went to see if Maxwell needed a
hand getting changed... did you see any of those bruises? They're almost
faded, but... there's a lot of them."
She nodded. "He looked a lot worse ten days ago. I think he's gained
a little weight, too. Wherever he was, and whatever he was doing, he definitely
wasn't on a pleasure trip."
One corner of Nicklaus's mouth curled up in a rather nasty smirk. "I
think I know where he was. At the very least, I know where a couple of
his friends went when they were looking for people to beat up on his behalf."
"Oh? Do tell, Assink."
"Certainly, McKenzie. If you'll just accompany me to my desk, I can
copy that video disk for Chang, and tell you a story. I call it 'What
Barton and Yui Did On Their Vacation'."
"Sleepwalking again, hm?"
Wufei blinked, mildly surprised. "You know about it?"
"I've seen him in this state before, yes," Sally said dryly,
checking Duo's pulse. "I knew Sunday's little excursion tired him
out, but I would have thought he'd have slept it off by now."
"Yesterday was tiring for him, too," Wufei said without thinking.
Sally turned and looked at him speculatively, one eyebrow lifting. He
blushed bright red. "No! Not like that! I wouldn't--
Woman, you have a dirty mind!"
"I didn't say a word, Chang."
"You were thinking it. I could tell," he said sourly.
"So what did make yesterday tiring for Duo?"
Well, first he woke up to find me in bed with him..."He got
an unexpected Christmas present. Somebody got his cross back for him.
He was happy, of course, but it was... emotionally exhausting." Wufei
scowled. "I wish I knew who it was."
"I, ah, think I can clear that up for you," Sally said slowly,
putting Duo's arm down and absent-mindedly stroking his hair. "Heero
and Trowa came back from a little trip to L2 last week, slightly battered
and bearing a gift." She smiled at the dumbfounded expression on
Wufei's face. "Let's just say that particular gang won't be
mugging anyone for quite a while."
Wufei's mouth snapped shut and he seemed to struggle with his expression
for a moment, finally settling on grudging respect. "Well,"
he muttered under his breath, "I suppose I have to give Yui credit
for that, at least..."
Sally pretended not to hear him. "Well, in view of Duo's current
somnolent state, I'm not going to try and weigh him. It looks like he's
gained a few more pounds, at least, and his breathing is much clearer.
As usual, he's not progressing as fast as I'd like, but he is progressing
as fast as can be expected under the circumstances. Now, if you could
just persuade him to stay put and rest for a few days, instead of charging
off to put the fear of him into everyone who looks at you funny..."
"That's hardly an accurate description of the situation," Wufei
gritted out between clenched teeth.
"I know. That form of exaggeration is called 'hyperbole' and I was
using it to make a point. We doctors take classes in that kind of thing.
At least try to keep him indoors and under observation, Chang."
"You don't need to tell me."
"Good! Now then, since you refused to let me examine you properly
the other day, I'm going to do it now."
"That's not necessary. I'm fine."
"I think it's necessary, and I outrank you, so I will. We'll
start with a few x-rays." She flashed him an obviously fake smile.
"I've already booked a time slot on the machine, and this
time Une is on my side."
"Well..." Wufei cast desperately around for a way out. "I
am not going to drag Duo all over this building just so you can satisfy
your medical curiosity! And we can't just leave him here; what if he wakes
up and I'm-- uh, nobody's here?"
"That won't be a problem," she assured him, tapping a code into
the vid-phone's keypad.
< < Yes? > >
"Une, could you do me a favour? I'd like you to come down to exam
room 2, if you don't mind, and pilot-sit Duo. Just in case he wakes up
while I'm inflicting x-rays on his overly macho boyfriend."
"SALLY! I am NOT--"
< < Far be it from me to interfere with your fun, Sally, > >
Une said dryly. < < I'll be down in a couple of minutes. Do try
not to get killed by Chang in the meantime, please? > >
"Thank you," Sally chirped, and cut the connection. "Don't
yell, Wufei, you'll wake Duo up."
As Sally pushed Wufei out into the corridor and started to follow him,
Une held her back for a moment. "What are you up to, Sally?"
she murmured, after checking to make sure Wufei was far enough away to
be out of earshot. "You've always had a wicked sense of humour, but
teasing Chang about his relationship with Duo is closer to outright cruelty...
not to mention dangerous."
"They have to work out exactly what their relationship is,"
Sally pointed out quietly. "Duo's obviously made up his mind, but
I think Wufei's still unsure. He may have a good idea how Duo feels, and
he may even have some faint inkling of what's going on inside his own
head, but I don't think he's decided what to do about it.
So, I'm forcing him to think about it." She smirked. "Besides,
Une rolled her eyes. "Shoo. Go. Irradiate your victim."
Letting the door close behind her, she eyed Duo's sleeping form curled
up on his side and facing away from her. After a moment's consideration,
Une pulled the chair out from behind the desk and pushed it around to
the other side of the examination table, placing it so that she would
be in Duo's line of sight if he opened his eyes. "Can't have him
waking up and thinking he's alone," she muttered, sitting down and
smoothing her skirt. "That's the whole point of my being here...
instead of up in my office, getting some of the damn paperwork done,"
she finished sourly. "I should have brought a couple of files down
Glancing at the sleeping pilot's face, she blinked in surprise.
Oh my. He looks very different when he's asleep...
Duo was sleeping with the bruised side of his face snuggled into the thin
pillow, hiding the fading yellow-green smudges. The rest of his skin was
still pale, but no longer had that unhealthy gray tint that had worried
her so much. His expression was relaxed and peaceful, not strained and
And certainly not the wild grin I used to see, Une thought,
smiling faintly. He looks beautiful... and fragile... not like one
of the most dangerous men in existence.
One of the bravest, too. With the worst sense of humour.
After all, he used to make fun of me, at incredibly unwise
"The prisoner is in here?"
"Yes, ma'am! Under heavy guard, as you ordered," the base commander
said, preening slightly.
"That will be all," Colonel Une snapped, pushing through the
"--are you sure you don't have bolts in your neck?
Because you sure look-- AAAGH!" Duo shrieked, leaping
out of the chair to clutch at one of the guards. He got a good grip on
the man's shirt, despite the heavy manacles; Une made a mental note to
order his hands cuffed behind his back later.
"It's the psycho bitch from hell! Save me good sir!" he yelled
melodramatically, batting his eyelashes. "Protect me from--
OOF!" Duo was punched back into the chair, and sat blinking for a
second before starting again.
"Une! Baby! Good to see ya! You're a nice lady, you'll protect me
from these goons, right?"
Une narrowed her eyes, one hand on her hip. "That's odd. I thought
I was 'the psycho bitch from hell," she quoted sarcastically.
"You've got a split personality, right?" he replied, mock impatiently,
flapping his hands at her and grinning. "Come on, switch!"
She backhanded him off the chair.
Une snapped out of her reverie as Duo stirred, opening his eyes. He blinked
blearily at her for a moment, then pushed himself up onto his elbows,
looking around the room with a frown. "Where--?" he mumbled.
No prizes for guessing who he's looking for, Une thought wryly.
"He's down the hall with Sally, getting x-rayed."
Duo blinked at her again, then seemed to reach a decision. "Oh. Okay,"
he said sleepily, putting his head back down and closing his eyes.
Une was left staring incredulously at him as he began to snore faintly.
What the-- when did he start trusting me??
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