Warnings and Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing, and I shall never stop
telling you that!
The Following Fic Contains: No plot whatsoever, 1x2x1, sextoys, sex, junk
food, and the usual claptrap, enjoy it if you can!
"Beer, eggs, butter, leftover
take-out...there isn't shit to eat!" Duo whined and rubbed his leg absently
with his foot. He stood in front of the open refrigerator, door in one
hand and a sorry excuse for dinner in his other hand.
"There has got to be something to eat in this house..." He muttered peevishly,
trying to root around in the back of the fridge using his wrist, the apple
he'd found nearly falling out of his hand. "I swear to god no one ever
cares what's in this fridge but me." He continued to complain, finally
giving up and slamming the door shut. His eyes wandered around the dark
kitchen, narrowing as they met the blank wooden cabinets across the way.
Maybe there'd be something in there... like a five-course dinner with
dessert included. He could only hope as he began swinging open the cabinet
doors, nearly feverish in his search.
A few seconds later he concluded that no one ever went shopping in the
house, no one cared about what they ate, and all he had for dinner was
a measly apple. Feeling in a fine funk of a mood he stomped his way back
up the stairs towards the room he'd wound up sharing with Heero. "He doesn't
care what he eats, it's just food to him, fuel." He said the last word
bitterly, kicking the bedroom door open, uncaring of the glare sent his
way from Heero. "You don't care do you? You don't care that I'm starving
to death!" He didn't even bother to see the response his declaration had
on the other pilot, instead, flopping face down on his bed still holding
"I'm starving, and this apple will not cut it, damned stupid non- shopping
jerks that don't care about..." The rest of his muttering was lost in
his pillow. He felt more than heard the shifting of floorboards and subtle
slide of bare feet as Heero approached. A hand tentatively touched his
arm and he jerked upright, swinging around and facing the dark haired
boy. "Do you hear me Yuy! I'm starving here!" He held out the apple as
if it were somehow all to blame, shaking it slightly before slumping down
again. His head hung between his knees, braid thrown forward to wag along
dolefully with him. "It's just not right..."
"Duo..." The bed shifted as Heero sat down beside him, silence ringing
the room with its frigid company. A few minutes passed, Duo merely shaking
his head, gripping the lone apple until it dented slightly with the increasing
pressure of his fingers. "Duo..." Heero's voice was slightly admonishing,
the tone low and persuasive.
Duo was just about to shout out his anger at having to starve after working
so hard all day, after repairing his Gundam, showering in cold water,
and then finding the fridge empty of food. When something landed in his
lap. He glanced down, trying to register what it was; his eyes opening
wide when he realized it was food. "What's that?" He rolled his eyes at
his own stupidity, he could see what it was, what he'd wanted to ask was
why. Why was it sitting in his lap? Why had Heero given it to him? What
on earth did it mean? He picked it up, letting the apple fall forgotten
onto the bed, fingers wrapping tightly around the chocolate bar resting
on his thighs. "Nevermind, I can see what it is...Is it really ok if I
eat it? I'm not depleting your sources here am I?"
Looking up he met a pair of darkened blue eyes, surprised to find them
"It's just a candy bar Duo, I think I'll survive without it."
"Humor from the boy who left his behind in the colonies?"
Heero merely rolled his eyes and snorted softly. "Even I can have a sense
of humor, besides..."
Heero looked away, staring at the wall, shifting on the bed, fingers nervously
toying with the comforter beneath him. Duo cleared his throat, nudging
the stolid boy with the chocolate bar. "Come on, tell me, I promise I
"I never had any candy before coming to earth...and...well..."
"You like it! You like candy!" Duo practically crowed with delight, swinging
his feet off the bed and laughing.
"You promised not to laugh!"
"I know...I'm" He broke off with a giggle, " I just never thought of
you of all people as having a sweet tooth." He sat up, smiling at
the frown directed at him. "Listen, I'm sorry I'm taking your stash from
you, how about I share?"
"It's ok...I uh...I have more..." Heero glared at the longhaired boy as
he laughed again, rolling around on the bed in sheer delight. "Stop that!
I was deprived as a child!"
Duo only laughed harder, rolling over until he bumped into Heero's hip,
where he lay in a heap chuckling against it. He didn't seem to notice
that Heero had frozen the instant Duo slumped against his side with laughter.
He never saw the look the dark-haired boy cast on him, eyes narrowing
in contemplation, the corners of his mouth turning up in a small smile.
"I've got some potato chips, too..." Heero mumbled, absently turning Duo
over onto his back again.
"Potato chips..." Duo sat up, his braid bouncing with him, and stared
at his roommate. "Then you don't have a sweet tooth Heero, you've got
a junk food addiction!" Before he could start his laughter rolling again,
Heero slapped a hand over his mouth and managed a tiny glare.
"I do not."
"Do too, and I bet I can prove it." Duo said with a smirk, removing Heero's
hand with a wink. He stood up, wondering where the most likely hiding
place of so much junk food could be. The desk caught his eyes; one drawer
still slightly pulled out. With a grin, he went over to it, pulling it
the rest of the way out and gasping in surprise. It was filled to the
brim with snack foods, chips, candy, gum, nuts, cookies. He shook his
head in disbelief, never having imagined Heero to like that sort of thing.
"Wow...this is quite the stash Heero." He breathed softly, fishing through
the drawer and marveling at the sheer amount of sugary snacks residing
"Where do you think I go every time we hit a town?" Heero asked sarcastically,
standing and joining the awestruck boy at the desk. He riffled through
the candies and snacks, pulling out a piece of wrapped hardcandy, unwrapping
it and almost joyfully popping it into his mouth.
"I always figured you were checking it out for Ozzies, not checking it
out for candy stores." Duo said with another grin, pulling out a package
of chocolate chip cookies and thoughtfully perusing the ingredients. "I
really wouldn't be any more surprised if I found the drawer below this
was filled with sex toys." He said, preoccupied with wondering what on
earth xanthum gum did for a cookie.
The dead silence that followed that comment had him raising his eyebrows
and turning towards Heero in shock. "You don't..." Heero's face had taken
on a bright red glow, his eyes looking anywhere but at Duo. He fidgeted
in place, settling on staring at his toes rather then at the boy beside
Duo gazed at him for a long moment, and then slowly closed the junk food
drawer before reaching for the drawer below it; his fingers shook as he
tugged on the handle. At first nothing odd looking inside the drawer caught
his eyes, it merely contained paper and a few spare pens, along with a
bottle and some small cardboard boxes. Then he did a double take, reaching
in and pulling out the bottle to read the label. "Astroglide?!"
Heero's hand caught his, forcing him to drop the bottle back into the
draw and shutting it quickly. "It's nothing."
"It's lubricant for sex!" Duo yelled, trying to open the drawer again,
wondering what could have been in the boxes. He was discovering all kinds
of things, and his curiosity was killing him, though, glancing at Heero's
face, curiosity wasn't the only thing that could kill him. "Come on Heero,
I'm dying to know..." He put on his best wheedling face, pushing his lower
lip out in a pout and opening his eyes wide.
Heero's hand relaxed its grip on his wrist, and Duo yanked open the drawer
again, bending over it to look at everything with interest. He picked
out a box, opening it up and dumping out whatever was in it into his palm.
A slim blue vibrator fell through his fingers and landed on the floor
with a soft thump, turning itself on and buzzing gently. Duo's eyes grew
even wider, and he knelt down, picking up the vibrator and examining it
closely before shutting it off and slipping it back into its box. Carefully
he put it back into the drawer, idly picking through the innocent seeming
blank paper. Below the blank paper were magazines, Duo gasped upon discovering
they weren't at all what he'd expected. They were gay magazines, boys
with boys, men with men, jerking themselves off, jerking each other off,
bending every which way to display their bodies.
He didn't realize he'd been frozenly holding onto a fistful of the magazines,
until Heero cleared his throat beside him, tugging them out of his hand
and putting them back inside the drawer. Duo snapped out of his shock,
turning to look at Heero at last, and finding the other boy staring back
at him openly. "Heero you...I ...wow..." His head shook from side to side,
as if trying to deny what he'd seen. "I never knew...never would have
"I never had porn on the colonies either." Heero said, his lips quirking
slightly when Duo's eyes opened wide once more.
"Yes, but it's...it's..." Duo couldn't seem to bring himself to point
out that it wasn't the kind of porn he would have expected Heero to have.
If he had ever even thought the other boy would go for porno of any sort.
"Gay?" Heero asked, raising an eyebrow questioningly.
Duo nodded, his eyes drifting back to the open drawer. He pulled out another
of the small boxes, carefully opening it and peering inside. A flesh colored
penis stared back at him, and he felt beads of sweat popping out all over
his body at the thought of Heero using it. Unbidden, images of Heero lying
on his bed came to him, legs spread, head thrown back, hand working the
plastic bit of fake flesh inside of his body. Duo shuddered, closing the
box and leaning against the desk heavily, his breath coming out in shallow
Heero eased the box from Duo's clutching fingers, dropping it back into
the drawer and gazing silently at his companion. Then he smiled, a small
tight little smile. "It's all your fault you know."
Duo's head jerked up, his entire body becoming tense, his eyes clashed
with Heero's, mouth opening to deny any such thing. And then he saw the
small smile that sat on Heero's lips, a subtle little twist. "It is huh?
And how do you figure that?"
"You once said that I needed to get laid, and, well, I had to find out
what that was first. So I asked around, and looked it up on the net, and
"So you promptly bought up a warehouse of gay magazines and a truckload
of dildos and vibrators? I don't believe it." Duo made his way back to
the bed, picking up the apple and biting into it, the crisp crunch of
it the only sound in the room for several moments.
"Well," Heero sat beside him, drawing his legs up and wrapping his arms
around them. "There's a bit more to it than that."
"Ok." Duo took another bite of the apple, wiping up the stray juice that
dribbled down his chin. He felt as if he'd gone into shock, and he probably
had. He kept his eyes on the floor, not daring to look at the other boy,
afraid of what he might see.
"I never really knew what sex was before I came to earth, and then there
was Relena, always wanting something from me, and you, telling me to get
laid, and Quatre, giggling about having sex with Trowa...and well...I
"I don't think I've ever heard you say so much in one breath." Duo muttered,
wiggling his feet in a nervous gesture and nibbling his way around the
core of the apple.
"So when I looked it up, trying to find out what all the interest was
about, there were so many choices. There were men with men, and women
with women, and women with men, and children with adults and relatives
with relatives." Heero sat up a little straighter trying to catch Duo's
eyes, but the boy with the braid continued to thoughtfully chew his apple,
refusing to meet his gaze. Heero sighed and went on. "I realized there
was a lot more to this whole sex thing than I'd thought, it seemed to
rule the world more than any government did..."
"It does, everyone has it, most people like it, it's like the universal
thing we all seem to have in common." Duo said quietly, tossing the remains
of his apple across the room into a small trashcan. "So how did you figure
out you like boys?"
"Well, on some sites there were pictures or stories, some even had little
movies to watch. So I spent some time sifting through them."
"And then?" Despite himself Duo found his curiosity piqued, he moved a
little closer to Heero, watching the expressions on the other boy's face
as he talked.
"Nothing seemed to ...excite me, at least I thought that's what the point
of all of this stuff was. Right?" He looked up and met Duo's eyes, quickly
looking away again when Duo nodded. "Some of it was disgusting, some it
was just strange, and then I found this one site..."
"So what was on it?"
Heero shifted nervously, putting his feet onto the floor and resting his
hands in his lap. He was quiet for a long time, merely staring at his
bare toes. "There were boys...together...and I liked it. They were, they
were kissing and ...playing..."
"And you felt something?"
"Yeah...I was..." Heero blushed slightly, meeting Duo's eyes again for
a few seconds. "I was excited by it."
"You mean you..."
"I see..." Duo could feel his own cheeks flame at the thought. He could
so easily see it all in his mind. Heero sitting in front of his laptop,
staring at the screen, his cock slowly rising at the sight before him,
maybe his hand slipping downwards, caressing himself. Duo shivered, abruptly
standing up and pacing in front of the bed. "So that's when you decided
you liked boys?"
"No, not at all." Heero leaned back on the bed, pillowing his head with
his arms and staring at the ceiling. "I still didn't have a clue what
I liked, I only knew that this was the first thing that had excited me.
The first thing that had made me...hard."
Duo stilled in his pacing, eyeing the stretched out form on his bed, the
long tan legs, flat stomach, bare arms. He could completely understand,
not many things had made him horny in his life, until a certain wild haired
boy had come into it. But he'd never shown it, never wanted Heero to know.
And now...he didn't know what to think. "So when did you realize you liked
boys?" Duo finally asked, plopping down on the bed beside Heero and watching
his still face.
"A few months ago..."
"Am I going to have to drag it out of you? Or are you going to tell me?"
"I'll tell you, I just don't want you to...laugh at me." Heero blushed
again, sitting up and nearly bumping into Duo, who sat leaning close to
him. His violet eyes wide and sparkling, lips parted slightly, his face
wreathed with curiosity...and something else Heero couldn't identify.
"Remember that time we had to stay in that disgusting motel?"
"The one with the broken air conditioning unit, lack of television, nasty
smell, windows that wouldn't open and the only thing that was worth anything
being the shower?" Duo asked with a grin.
"That's the one," Heero nodded, returning the grin with one of his own.
"Remember what you wound up wearing to sleep in?"
Duo thought about it for a few seconds, trying to recall. "Uh...I don't
remember wearing anything, it was so damned hot in that room." His brow
furrowed as he tried to remember. "I remember we had to share a bed though."
Heero nodded again, waiting for Duo to catch on.
"Oh my god..."
Heero smiled, "Remember now?"
"Yeah, I slept naked in the same bed with you..." Duo blushed to the roots
of his hair, turning his head away and swallowing the sudden lump of nervousness
that seemed to be choking him. At the time, he hadn't thought much of
it, always sure that Heero had no interest in sex, let alone in the male
body, but now, he saw it in a whole new light. "Ok, I know I must be missing
something, tell me how this helped you figure out you liked boys."
"Duo..." Heero rolled his eyes but decided to tell the story anyway, hope
filling him. Perhaps, just maybe, Duo didn't mind.
"Well, first you got annoyed with the heat, so you stripped until you
were parading around in your underwear." Heero started, leaning back on
his elbows and letting himself remember that hot night.
"I was not parading." Duo said with a frown, wondering if maybe he had
been unconsciously trying to get Heero's attention.
"Whatever," Heero waved his hand in dismissal and went on, "Then you said
the heat was killing you, and went to take a shower, leaving the door
"I remember, you were sitting in front of your laptop, I didn't even think
you'd noticed." Duo said softly, turning so he could rest his head on
a pillow and stretching his legs out beside where Heero sat.
"Well I did," Heero eased up the bed, lying beside Duo and turning his
eyes to the ceiling along with him. "I watched you the entire time, that
shower curtain didn't hide a thing. And as I watched you, you started
singing, and...swaying...I could see your hair getting wet and sticking
to you, you had your eyes closed..."
"Yeah, I was thinking about that field we crawled through earlier, wondering
what it would be like to not be at war, to just sit in that field and
let the sun warm me..."
"You were beautiful," Heero turned his head, smiling at the statement
on his friend's face. "After a few minutes I realized that not only was
I watching you, I was...excited."
"Very." He turned onto his side, staring openly at Duo's face, wondering
what he was thinking. "I managed to make it go down before you got out
of the shower, and pretended nothing had happened, you didn't seem to
notice anything amiss."
"Then, a few hours later, we went to bed."
"And I was naked."
"Hey, you wore your shorts to bed, didn't you?"
"You bet. I didn't want to...disgust you..."
"I don't think you ever could."
"But later on, when you fell asleep, I watched you. I...took the sheet
off you, and looked at you."
"What else did you do?" Duo could see it, like a movie playing inside
his mind. Heero easing the thin sheet off him, staring at his nude body,
eyes sliding over everything he wanted to touch. Just like Duo had wanted
to do so many times and hadn't. He turned onto his side, trying to hold
back the blush that wanted to cover his face, and meeting Heero's blue
"I...well...I did something I'd never done before." Heero said at last,
looking down at the comforter they laid upon, and playing with a stray
thread that poked out of it.
"You jerked off?"