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+ Part 12
Even though he was used to sleeping very little, this was ridiculous.
The sun was coming up which out the time somewhere around five a.m. So
perhaps a guilty conscience really did stop you sleeping. He squeezed
his eyes shut, trying to force himself to sleep, and felt someone slump
heavily against him. He thought it was Seb at first, because of the snuggling,
and the lips pressing into the side of his face, the only bit of him that
wasn't covered by sleeping bag.
"Look, I told you..." he said, peering through his eyelids at Wufei. "Oh
right," he said, springing awake. "You couldn't sleep either?"
"No... He talks in his sleep and I think he was elbowing me deliberately."
Duo grinned. "Paranoid, aren't ya?"
"Perhaps... But he's asleep now," Wufei said, unzipping Duo's sleeping
bag, then kissing him firmly on the lips. Not as pleasant as it should
have been with combined morning breath, but still, Wufei fumbling with
his jeans more than made up for it. Especially when he dropped from Duo's
chest to his stomach, and nuzzled into the hairs peeking form his boxers.
"Is this okay?" Wufei said, withdrawing sharply.
"If I say no will you bite?"
He smiled. "I just want to make sure it's not odd for you."
"No, really not. Captain Oozy can vouch for that."
"You know, Captain Oozy isn't that reassuring a nickname considering I'm
going to put that in my mouth."
"You're the one that made him ooze."
Wufei grinned at him this time, it made him look like he'd just escaped
from a psychiatric ward. Then it disappeared as he pulled Duo's boxers
down. He was reminded sharply that he hadn't done this in a while. He
was probably gonna come as soon as Wufei touched him... Or God, what if
he kept on stressing like this and he couldn't and...and...? Wufei wrapped
his fist around it, stuck out his tongue, then just as he was about to
touch, blew over the head, then let go.
"Don't tease me Wufei, I'll kick your ass!" Duo said.
"Shhhh," Wufei said, with a meaningful look at the tent wall.
And then Wufei wasn't teasing anymore, one hand wrapped around his length
and his mouth around the rest. Ohh yesss... His tongue was incredibly
quick, Duo thought. One minute running up and down the banjo string, then
circling the head, then dipping into his urethra, then swirling back around
and was he moaning? He was moaning, wasn't he? Wufei wedged his other
hand between Duo's teeth at about the same time that he discovered he
could thrust into Wufei's hand to make it even better...
Yep, it had definitely been too long. He felt like a truck had just drove
into the back of his head when he came, blue spots in front of his vision
Wufei rallied pretty well, though, drank as much as he could. Although
he lost points for wiping the rest on Duo's boxers.
"Unnghhh, that was good..." Duo said. "Now let me see what little Mr.
"Please stop naming penises."
"Is it because I said little?"
"No, I'm quite comfortable with the size of my penis, but not with thinking
of it as a separate organism."
Duo rolled his eyes. Hm... Now what was he gonna do with Wufei? His dick
wasn't gonna recover for quite some time, so full sex was out... He could
return the favour, of course, but his natural competitive streak told
him he couldn't beat that-
"Go and sleep in the other tent and apologise to Seb," Wufei said, practically
dragging him out of his sleeping bag. "I need sleep."
Duo Zipped up his sleeping bag and curled inside it so that only his ear
was showing. That should stop Seb recognising him when he woke up, or
he might suffocate. Either way was good. And Wufei had tired him out,
so he should be able to grab a couple of hours.
"Duo," Seb said loudly, into his ear.
"It's eleven 'o' clock. I think Wufei was threatening to shave your head
if you don't get up."
"Tell him I'll castrate him."
Wow, he hadn't felt like this in a while, like he'd do anything for another
half an hour of sleep. Seb started to poke him in the side. Repeatedly.
"Don't think I'll be lenient on you!"
"Come on, we can't have breakfast until you get up."
Duo rolled onto his back. Seb was giving him the giant brown puppy eyes,
they were even half-filled with water.
"I think you're lying."
"Why?" said Seb, adding more water for effect.
"Because Wufei wouldn't withhold food from you for fear of you gnawing
his arm off. Or have you already? Wufei's bleeding to death in the forest
right now, isn't he?"
"Get uuuuuuuup," Seb whined.
"I'm tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrred. Anyway, why aren't you annoyed at me?"
"Because, all I have to do is wait five years. And probably less because
once I'm seventeen, you'll be thirty-seven, and desperate. And it's only
three months 'til my birthday, so really, it's only three years I have
"Right... Now tell Wufei I'm dead so I can go back to sleep."
"Duo!" Wufei shouted, like the Spanish Inquisition having a bad day. "Get
up and control this child!"
"Huh? What's he been doing?"
"Singing seven-thousand-three-hundred-and-forty-nine in a bed!"
"Really? How does that go?"
"You know, seven-thousand-three-hundred-and-forty-nine in the bed and
the little one said roll over, roll over, so they all rolled over and
one fell out-"
Wufei gave them both the glaring of their life as they collapsed laughing.
"You're as bad as each other," he said, backing out of the tent.
"Stop being mean to Wufei," Duo said, once he'd recovered.
"I'm not being mean. He's just funny when he gets all angry. No one's
ever called me the sputum of a rabid bull before."
"Yeah he is, but stop it. He's close enough to having acute angina as
"Okay... I don't hate him, you know. It's just you like him more than
"No, no I don't. I like him the same, but in a different way to you. Plus
when I kiss him it's without the fear of the law and parental beatings."
"Okay, well, can I still see your butt?"
"Still a resounding no on that one. Maybe get me drunk, then you won't
even have to ask - That was a joke! Get that evil glint outta your eye."
"Okay," said Seb, with a theatrical sigh.
Wufei came into the bathroom while Duo was brushing his teeth. He spat
toothpaste into the sink so he could run over to him.
"Hey," he said, pressing into his back. "I didn't get to give you anything
"That's not necessary."
Duo slid his hand into the front of Wufei's pants. "Don't be stupid, I'm
Wufei took ahold of his wrist and removed it.
"Why don't you want me to touch you?"
"I wish you would stop this. No, I have no problem with you touching me.
But I don't want to do too much with you when you're still thinking about
Trowa, and no, I don't mean I'm afraid you'll be thinking of Trowa,
just that I still don't think your ready. Besides, I want you to know
that I don't expect anything in return, and particularly, that I don't
see you as walking sex. Now may I please urinate?"
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