Moments of Rapture
entry (Spring 2003)
Warnings: Sappy angst, OOC, language, Duo POV.
Thanks to Calic0cat for mid-wifeing this thing! ^___~
Standard disclaimers apply.
Quatre's a great friend and
I just love him to death, but the guy is a hopeless damn optimist and
sometimes... sometimes I let the things he says get inside my head and
I start seeing things that aren't there. Without really meaning to, he
makes me do things that I wouldn't normally imagine doing outside of my
daydreams. He's a dyed in the wool romantic, and I let his notions fuel
the spark of my own stupid ideas and the next thing you know, I've made
a fool of myself. Again. Something I don't usually need assistance with,
thank you very much.
It has crossed my mind a couple of times that the guy isn't the sweet
innocent that he pretends to be, and that he actually has a rather twisted,
sadistic sense of humor. I suppose I'll never really know.
It was Quatre's damn insinuations that had led me to hear one thing when
a different thing had obviously been said. Otherwise, why was I standing
on Heero's front porch wearing dress pants and a silk shirt, staring at
Heero in his grungy jeans and grease smeared t-shirt, a half assembled
carburetor in his hand and a puzzled look on his face?
Let's run things back a day or two and see if you can figure it out, shall
Wednesday afternoons I have lunch with Quatre. We always eat at the same
restaurant and sometimes one of the other guys will find time to stop
by and join us. We were still at the drinks and appetizer stage and so
far it was just the two of us.
"I'm serious, Duo," Quatre said and I remember how he had leaned
forward, fork stabbing the air in my direction, as if to add emphasize
to his words. "He likes you... I can feel it."
I snorted and fought against the blush that wanted to take over my face.
I swear to God, I'd never told Quatre about the damn torch I carried for
Heero Yuy, but somehow the little sucker must have figured it out, how
else could he know right where to hit me like this? "Give it up,
Quatre," I growled. "We're friends... just friends. He isn't
interested in anything but his job and that damn car of his."
Quatre grinned at me and I realized that comment had come out just a little...
bitter. Ok, maybe I'd never actually come out and told him that I was
pining away after my ex-partner, but I suppose it didn't take a rocket
scientist to figure it out. "Maxwell," he informed me between
bites of his salad. "Who else does he let touch his 'damn car'?"
"That doesn't mean a thing," I told him flatly. "I'm a
mechanic. A highly paid specialist, in fact. Who else would he let touch
his precious car?"
He raised one of those pale eyebrows in a sardonic gesture that has been
known to make me storm out of rooms before, and grinned almost maliciously.
"Trowa, Wufei and I aren't exactly chopped liver, but I don't see
him inviting any of us over to spend the day working on engines."
I decided to turn the conversation in a new direction and grinned back
at him. "Maybe that's because you, Mr. Winner Industries Executive
Hot-shot, haven't had any grease under those manicured fingernails of
yours in a good number of years."
"You're in denial, Duo," he smirked at me, spearing a carrot
and waving it under my nose, refusing to follow me off his conversational
track. "He. Likes. You."
"In your dreams," I growled, resisting the urge to reach out
and snatch the damn carrot right off his fork with my teeth.
He almost snickered. "You mean, in yours."
I was almost to that part of the conversation where I was ready to tell
him to drop the topic or find somebody else to eat lunch with, something
I threatened him with at least once every meal we shared, when his gaze
told me someone had entered the restaurant.
I turned in my seat to see the subject matter of our heated debate striding
across the room. Striding. God damn, can that man not just fucking walk
anywhere? And in that cursed Preventers uniform. It's true what they say
about men in uniform. Oh dear God, it is so true.
"Tongue back in your mouth, Duo," Quatre whispered through his
teeth in that sweet little singsong way he has.
"Shut the fuck up, Quatre," I replied, just as sweet, and almost
as singsong, and definitely through gritted teeth mimicking a smile.
He snickered softly and I wondered again if he wasn't some kind of closet
"Hey, Heero," I greeted, as the man in question reached the
table and pulled out a chair to sit down.
"Duo," he replied, giving us both a nod. "Quatre."
"This is a surprise," Quatre said, smiling at our guest. "What's
the occasion? You don't often make it for lunch."
He made it often enough that the waitress brought Heero's usual bottled
water when she came to the table to get his order without being told.
He waited until she was gone before replying to Quatre's question. "Well,
I knew you guys would be here and I was kind of hoping to run into you."
Quatre gave me a look that was meant to be meaningful. I refused to acknowledge
it, preferring to wrestle with a stubborn crouton instead. It skittered
around the salad bowl, attempting to hide under various vegetables, but
I had faith that I would be able to hunt that sucker down eventually.
"Why's that, Heero?" Quatre asked solicitously, ever the gracious
Heero had taken the seat next to me, being on the side of the table nearest
the door, and suddenly leaned in to pluck the crouton out from under my
questing fork. "Eat the thing, Duo," he smirked, popping it
into his mouth. "Don't kill it."
Quatre's meaningful look heated up enough that I'm pretty sure the guy
was attempting to burn a hole through the side of my head with it.
"Hey, Yuy!" I blurted, ignoring Quatre and his theories as best
I could. "Wait until your own damn salad gets here!" He just
grinned at me unrepentantly and reached back into my bowl to steal a tomato.
"Well, you're not eating it," he observed dryly, his eyes sparkling
with mischief, and he ate my cherry tomato.
That... sense of humor is what got me in the end. While I'd spent a war
and the in-between, and a second war thinking that Heero Yuy had the hottest
damn body known to man and a voice so sexy it should have been outlawed,
I'd managed not to fall head over heels. But then we'd come out the other
side. We'd made peace happen and we'd started to live in that peace. We'd
grown up a little bit. We'd taken those first steps into the real world.
We'd gotten jobs. We'd gotten lives. And Heero Yuy had, somewhere along
the lines, picked up a personality. And a damn nice one at that.
And then I had done that whole stupid head over heels thing. With my best
friend in the whole damn Earth sphere. The best friend that I was ninety-nine
point nine percent sure was as straight as an arrow. Sometimes... I wondered
about God's sense of humor.
I deflected Quatre's beaming smile with my patented quantum pain-in-the-ass
shield, while defending the remains of my salad from Heero with a brandished
fork. "Back off or get skewered," I warned and got to hear Heero
laugh. I loved that laugh; it was a sound that hadn't existed a couple
of years ago.
"So, Heero," Quatre interjected, grinning somewhat more than
the by-play warranted. "You never said why you were looking for us?"
Heero leaned back and folded his arms across his chest, still chewing
his bite of my salad, and smiled. "I was actually looking for Duo,"
he said and I glanced up at him.
"Oh?" Quatre prompted helpfully, his voice fairly dripping innocent
I wanted to say something myself, but Quatre had already used the only
line I could think of. I didn't want to sound like a damn parrot, so I
just sat and tried to look expectant.
Now keep that Goddamn conversation with Quatre in mind when you hear this
next part. Try to remember that I'd been poisoned by the little shit's
overwhelming powers of suggestion. It's not my fault... it was all Quatre's.
"I was wondering if you were busy Friday night?" Heero asked
and I was pretty damn sure my heart stopped in my chest. I just sat and
stared at him, not trusting what I had just heard. It was a perfectly
innocent line, had my mind not been tainted by Quatre's damn incessant
hints. Wasn't it?
"Duo was just telling me that he didn't have a thing planned all
weekend," Quatre supplied for me, quite helpfully, the little son
of a bitch.
I tried to shoot Quatre a scathing glare, but had to keep it toned down
to a mere pathetic meaningful glance with Heero looking right at me.
"Great," Heero was saying and then the waitress came with his
salad and I used that bit of distraction to discreetly flip my blond pain
in the butt off. "Ok?" Heero said, and I realized I'd missed
"What?" I said brightly, returning my attention to Heero.
"I said," he repeated as though speaking to someone with a somewhat
slow wit, "is seven o'clock all right?"
"Uhmm... fine," I found myself saying, suddenly not sure just
what was going on. Had Heero Yuy just...? Just asked me...? Nah.
"It's a date then! See you at my place at seven," Heero grinned
and bent to eating his salad.
No fucking way. Absolutely no fucking way.
Quatre was trying so hard not to laugh at me, that he choked on his water.
I barely managed not to wish he'd just go ahead and choke to death and
save me the trouble.
I blame the entire damn mess on the little prick. If he hadn't been sitting
there, already laughing his ass off at me, I'd have probably questioned
Heero a little more and would not have left the restaurant with such a
huge misinterpretation of what we were talking about. But to avoid providing
Mr. Winner with any further entertainment, I kept my mouth shut and let
the conversation turn to other, more mundane topics.
More's the pity. If I'd engaged my brain instead of my damn hormones,
I would have asked for clarification and would not have ended up standing
on Heero's porch at seven o'clock sharp on Friday night, wearing a brand
new silk shirt that I had spent two hours in the store agonizing over.
A silk shirt chosen specifically to 'bring out my eyes', a thing that
I had never consciously done before in my life.
"Duo?" Heero queried, cocking his head and giving me a funny
look. "That's not exactly something that I'd suggest you wear to
rebuild an engine."
It's a bloody damn miracle that I didn't go up in the most spectacular
case of spontaneous human combustion ever recorded by man. It's a wonder
I didn't just die where I stood. But the bigger marvel is that I managed
to get brain and mouth working in tandem, and pulled my sorry embarrassed
butt out of the fire.
I flashed a cocky grin and launched into full duck and cover mode. 'I
just stopped off to tell you I was going to be late. Got stuck in a business
meeting and I haven't managed to make it home yet.'
His funny look grew a little rueful and his lips quirked up in a grin.
"Why didn't you just call; my place is kind of out of the way, isn't
"The meeting wasn't at my office," I lied, pretty damn smoothly
if I do say so myself. "It was downtown at the client site and I
had to come right by here anyway."
"Oh," he said, still looking a little puzzled and I started
backpedaling before he had too much chance to question me further.
"I just need to run home and change," I told him as I stepped
off the porch. "I can be back in under a half an hour, if that's
not too late?"
"That's fine," he said, giving me a really weird up and down
look. "If you're sure you still want to help me; you must be tired
if you're just getting off work."
"I'm fine," I blurted cheerily, fishing my car keys out of my
pocket and beating a hasty retreat. "I'll be right back."
"How about I order pizza?" he called after me. "It should
get delivered about the time you get here."
"Great!" I hollered, and threw myself into my driver's seat
completely convinced that my face had to be as red as the paint job on
my car. I was rather proud of the fact that I pulled away from the curb
without peeling rubber.
I waited until I was out of sight of Heero's house before pulling out
my cell phone and calling Quatre's number. I got his damn voice mail,
which wasn't going to be near as therapeutic, but I had to make do with
what I had to work with. "You are a sick, sad little man Winner,"
I snapped. "If you don't stop these psycho head-games and get yourself
into some therapy, I'm not ever eating lunch with you again. Ever."
That just didn't seem strong enough for how I was feeling, so I threw
in a scathing, "Eat shit and die," just for good measure, punched
the disconnect button and threw the phone onto the floor of the car, where
it bounced around enough to make me start feeling stupid. Yes, I have
issues with loss of temper.
I could not fucking believe what an ass I'd just made of myself. Heero
might not have realized, but damnit... I did. I had just wanted to melt
through the boards on his front porch and disappear.
Now, you tell me... wasn't it all Quatre's fault?
I think so too.
I barely remember the drive back to my apartment; I spent most of it reliving
the last few days, just to make sure I eked out every last bit of humiliation
from the experience. Didn't want to miss anything.
I had spent every waking hour after lunch on Wednesday going over that
damn conversation in my head. Looking back now, I could see that Heero's
flippant "It's a date, then" had just been an expression. Everybody
says things like that. Hell; I'd probably said it myself before. I had
let Quatre's damn comments fuel the stupid longings in my heart and had
allowed myself to hear what I'd wanted to hear. What I'd been wanting
to hear for ages now. What I was never going to hear.
I swear to God, every time I managed to get my heart convinced to give
up on these ridiculous notions, Quatre would start the hell in on me,
and get it all stirred up again. This was the last straw though. The next
time I saw him, we were going to come to an understanding or he really
could kiss our friendship goodbye. He could laugh his lily-white ass off
if he wanted to, I didn't find this funny at all. I found this... this
whole thing was just... It was just damned...
Ok? Yuck it up all you want. Laugh at poor little ol' embarrassed Duo
Maxwell all you want. I wasn't laughing. I was hurting.
I knew Heero didn't think of me that way. I was very well aware of that
fact. I had come to grips with it more times than I could count. Quatre
was going to come to grips with it too and stop feeding my delusions.
If I wasn't careful, I was going to screw up what I did have with Heero
and I wasn't about to let that happen just to appease Quatre Winner's
strange malicious new hobby.
So I went home to change, carefully hanging up the silk shirt that I had
spent hours picking out. Equally carefully hanging up the tailored black
slacks, also brand new, also deliberated over for a long time at the most
expensive clothing store the city had to offer. I did ok until I got myself
stripped down to the just as new, black silk underwear. The utter and
complete humiliation welled up in my chest then, and I'm afraid those
got balled up and thrown into the corner of the bedroom. God, I was such
I had to take a couple of minutes then, to sit on the side of my bed with
my head in my hands and practice my new catechism.
"Heero is my friend. Heero is not interested in me romantically.
Heero is not even interested in me sexually. Quatre is a bastard."
Ok, how the hell had that gotten in there? "Heero is my friend. Heero
After about ten minutes I was able to get up, dry-eyed, and get dressed.
Old, stained jeans and a t-shirt. My oldest pair of sneakers, and plain
damn normal cotton underwear.
I was about fifteen minutes late getting back to Heero's place, but by
the time I got there, I felt almost normal again. Maybe... maybe Heero
really hadn't noticed anything too odd. Maybe nobody would ever know what
a fool I'd made of myself. Except Quatre, but then I suppose given enough
time I could think up an excuse for why I had told him to eat shit and
die on his voice mail. I'd burn the damn silk boxers and I still had the
receipts for the shirt and pants. I could pretty much erase this whole
fiasco like it had never happened.